{"id":2307,"date":"2010-06-14T08:59:04","date_gmt":"2010-06-14T07:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/?p=2307"},"modified":"2010-06-14T08:59:04","modified_gmt":"2010-06-14T07:59:04","slug":"dreaming-of-hitler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/2010\/06\/14\/dreaming-of-hitler\/","title":{"rendered":"Dreaming of Hitler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Early this morning I had a truly nightmarish dream. It started innocently enough. I was working in this place that I have never seen before. \u00c2\u00a0At the end of the day, the boss went home, and there was only me and a female receptionist left when a VIP client showed up with a complaint. \u00c2\u00a0I could hear the receptionist talking with him and giving him a map of the building before I realized who he was. \u00c2\u00a0It was Hitler, which our company had cloned from some old cells.<\/p>\n<p>In all fairness, I don&#8217;t think anyone except perhaps our boss knew who it was, only that it was a Very Important Person. \u00c2\u00a0Even the receptionist did not recognize him, but then again she probably got the job for her cuteness and not her general education level. I recognized him at once, of course, and I also realized why he was complaining. \u00c2\u00a0He was cloned from old body cells that were reaching the end of their lives, so he was in a bad shape, and his mind was as deranged as his body was grotesque. \u00c2\u00a0He was mutating in front of us, becoming more and more misshapen and more and more insane. \u00c2\u00a0We ran away, and he kept chasing us, until he found us and cornered us in the last room upstairs. But just then, his body broke down completely and he dissolved gradually into stinking brown goo.<\/p>\n<p>Shaken, we went downstairs again &#8211; and there was another Hitler. The automated cloning machines had thoughtfully made a backup, and I realized that it probably had backups of the backups and there would be coming Hitlers after us till we were dead. \u00c2\u00a0That&#8217;s when I clawed my way back to the World Between Worlds. \u00c2\u00a0I was horribly sleepy and I would say it was the hardest exit I have had from a dream, I could see it wide open beneath me and trying to suck me back in, but I just hung on to a shred of consciousness until the world portal finally closed and I could return to sleep in a safe place.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, I was not the monster this time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Early this morning I had a truly nightmarish dream. It started innocently enough. I was working in this place that I have never seen before. \u00c2\u00a0At the end of the day, the boss went home, and there was only me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/2010\/06\/14\/dreaming-of-hitler\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-2307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-slice-of-life","tag-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2307"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2308,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2307\/revisions\/2308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}