{"id":2343,"date":"2010-06-24T22:44:39","date_gmt":"2010-06-24T21:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/?p=2343"},"modified":"2010-06-24T23:34:52","modified_gmt":"2010-06-24T22:34:52","slug":"pseudo-messiah-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/2010\/06\/24\/pseudo-messiah-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"Pseudo-Messiah dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do I have a Messiah complex? In my dreams! \u00c2\u00a0My subconscious reads my journal (no surprise there) and mocks my resolution to not claim spiritual VIP status.<\/p>\n<p>In my dream this morning, I am like Jesus. I do wonders, I preach goodness, I am seized by the authorities and sentenced to death. Except I don&#8217;t die, unbeknownst to them, I escape at the last moment. Actually this is the third year in a row they do this, so they are understandably upset at this point. In my dream I remember the two previous attempts. This time they lock me in a small hut and burn it down. Somehow I quantum tunnel out of there or something. At the end of the dream I can no longer perform miracles. But then again, it is a year till next Easter (or the equivalent in this culture).<\/p>\n<p>The dream was dramatic enough while it lasted, but when I woke up I saw the absurdity of it and that&#8217;s when I thought of Life of Brian, which I only know from pop culture references. Perhaps I should watch it some day if it is still around.<\/p>\n<p>For now, though, I just stick with my plan to not claim spiritual superhero status. Or at least not above 6th-dimensional programmer. ^_^<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do I have a Messiah complex? In my dreams! \u00c2\u00a0My subconscious reads my journal (no surprise there) and mocks my resolution to not claim spiritual VIP status. In my dream this morning, I am like Jesus. I do wonders, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/2010\/06\/24\/pseudo-messiah-dream\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,4],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-2343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion","category-slice-of-life","tag-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2343"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2345,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions\/2345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}