{"id":2883,"date":"2010-11-02T22:12:19","date_gmt":"2010-11-02T21:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/?p=2883"},"modified":"2010-11-03T02:37:18","modified_gmt":"2010-11-03T01:37:18","slug":"best-before-january-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/2010\/11\/02\/best-before-january-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Best before January 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My adventures in dried foods continue. Today I went through my cupboard and found some powder that was supposed to expand into &#8220;tomato sausage pot&#8221;. The sausage was not mandatory, you could also make a vegetarian version, so of course I did that.<\/p>\n<p>The first thing I noticed when I loaded the dish onto my plate, was the disgusting gray brown color. Now, I don&#8217;t want to be judged by my color, so I decided to also give the dish the benefit of doubt. Perhaps it&#8217;s just didn&#8217;t use artificial colors?<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, it did not really taste like human food, or at least not completely. I&#8217;m not sure exactly what it tasted like, but I gave up after a few forkfuls. I am sure many starving children in Africa would have appreciated this food, and I like to think that they would also survive it. Especially since I like to think that I will survive it myself. But I quickly concluded that it would be safer to stop, just in case. So I threw away the rest.<\/p>\n<p>I was about to write a warning against the product on my Norwegian-language blog (since this is a product sold exclusively in Norway, as far as I know). But before I came that far, the ever helpful voices in my head (still not literal voices, but &#8220;the thoughts in my head&#8221; makes it sound like it was my thoughts) told me to go check the packaging. And sure enough: &#8220;Best before January 2008&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The list of contents shows mainly dried vegetable matter, so I am not sure exactly what kind of processes have been at work in the intervening years to transform it into the sludge I found on my plate. But I guess I&#8217;m not going to cook any of the stuff I bought before 2005\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My adventures in dried foods continue. Today I went through my cupboard and found some powder that was supposed to expand into &#8220;tomato sausage pot&#8221;. The sausage was not mandatory, you could also make a vegetarian version, so of course &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/2010\/11\/02\/best-before-january-2008\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[96],"class_list":["post-2883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-slice-of-life","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2883"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2886,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883\/revisions\/2886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}