{"id":4805,"date":"2011-09-10T22:10:01","date_gmt":"2011-09-10T21:10:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/?p=4805"},"modified":"2011-09-11T22:30:29","modified_gmt":"2011-09-11T21:30:29","slug":"disappearances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/blog\/2011\/09\/10\/disappearances\/","title":{"rendered":"Disappearances"},"content":{"rendered":"

A big car came and took with it a lot of stuff from upstairs where the couple with the toddler live. Actually, it would seem that they are not going to live there anymore. If I scared them away, it was certainly not my intention. Perhaps they were disturbed by my loud farting? I can’t think I have made much noise apart from the toilet-related, as I am a big fan of headphones when not living on a farm (and actually mostly even then). I have also restrained myself from dancing at night.<\/p>\n

In hopefully unrelated news, my front door key is gone. It must have been lost in here somewhere, for I used it to lock myself \u00c2\u00a0in on Friday. When I should go out for my daily one-hour walk, it wasn’t there! I searched for hours, even moving my bed to see if it had fallen down there. \u00c2\u00a0Panic! At this point, I have not yet realized that I can use the back door to the garden and simply\u00c2\u00a0walk around the house<\/em>, and that I could indeed have done this all the time and in effect had my own entrance. Not that I think my using the front door scared away my neighbors, although it did cause me to let out the cat accidentally from time to time.<\/p>\n

Tomorrow I will remember the back door. (I know this because this entry is backdated.) Today, I am panicking. I have to go to work, but how will I get back in? Luckily, a window to the garden is low enough that I should be able to get through without breaking anything. As some of you will know, the first thing that appears to me if a door is locked is “Window!” It is slightly narrower than my hips, but I am sure I can get through if I just turn diagonally. After all, the square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the two, uhm, other sides. I could try it out, I guess.<\/p>\n

Or I could go to sleep and remember tomorrow \u00c2\u00a0that there is a door to the \u00c2\u00a0backyard from the tiny food storage room I rarely use.<\/p>\n

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