{"id":433,"date":"2013-03-07T01:02:04","date_gmt":"2013-03-06T23:02:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/?p=433"},"modified":"2013-03-07T01:02:04","modified_gmt":"2013-03-06T23:02:04","slug":"whenever-you-break-a-tooth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/2013\/03\/whenever-you-break-a-tooth\/","title":{"rendered":"Whenever you break a tooth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, it is one of the two synthetic teeth, the one on the left, that has come loose again. It is the most common of the two to come loose, and I usually have to fasten one of them each year at the least. \u00a0It is definitely loose; I felt it a few days ago, and now it can move a little back and forth. I wonder if this is related to the feeling of swelling and pressure in the upper jaw. When it has been loose a while, bacteria make their way up to behind the false tooth and the foundation it was fastened to.<\/p>\n<p>The interval at which they used to break coincided with the interval I used to buy computers for the first couple years, causing me to come up with the rule that &#8220;Whenever you buy a computer, God kills a tooth&#8221; (a parody on the &#8220;Whenever you xxx, God kills a kitten&#8221; meme). Then the loosening of the tooths started to get ahead of the computer buying, and now it seems to be entirely disconnected. But I could always turn the rule around: Whenever you break a tooth, it is time buy a computer?<\/p>\n<p>Well, hopefully there won&#8217;t be any serious health consequences, what with this being a false tooth and all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, it is one of the two synthetic teeth, the one on the left, that has come loose again. It is the most common of the two to come loose, and I usually have to fasten one of them each year at the least. \u00a0It is definitely loose; I felt it a few days ago, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=433"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":435,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions\/435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}