{"id":702,"date":"2016-04-28T22:04:29","date_gmt":"2016-04-28T20:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/?p=702"},"modified":"2016-04-28T22:04:29","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T20:04:29","slug":"you-have-to-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/2016\/04\/you-have-to-wonder\/","title":{"rendered":"You have to wonder&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today my pulse is around 30 beats higher than normal. This is usually a sign that a noticeable infection is coming on, like a flu or &#8220;stomach flu&#8221;. And at the same time, for the first time in months, the Smurfs have come to wreak havoc on my portals and even made a long link from the highest point in the town. (Smurfs going out of their cars, how often do you see that?)<\/p>\n<p>Coincidence?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today my pulse is around 30 beats higher than normal. This is usually a sign that a noticeable infection is coming on, like a flu or &#8220;stomach flu&#8221;. And at the same time, for the first time in months, the Smurfs have come to wreak havoc on my portals and even made a long link [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":703,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions\/703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chaosnode.net\/slice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}