Today my pulse is around 30 beats higher than normal. This is usually a sign that a noticeable infection is coming on, like a flu or “stomach flu”. And at the same time, for the first time in months, the Smurfs have come to wreak havoc on my portals and even made a long link from the highest point in the town. (Smurfs going out of their cars, how often do you see that?)
Coincidence?